I’m surrounded by freaks.

[[OOC - I am not sorry.]]

(Source: ask-greed)

…also, they’re not my friends.  They’re my possessions.

I better not see your ass in here again, bitch.

vengefuldestruction:

reblog if you’re an alchemist who hates other alchemists

kungfucockcrusher:

thedevilsheretostay:

Greed is such a precious corndog

corndog

corndog

corndog

yes baby

c o r n d o g

NEW CAMPAIGN. 

I claim everything including your produce.

vriskca:

xingeseroyalty:

thisworldismypossession:

((I was admiring it because it sits on my computer desk and I lifted it up to look at the shape of his eyes and shit because the detail is amazing.

They did the wrinkles on his shirt like fucking perfectly.

And they gave him a motherfucking bulge.

My baby is a banana smuggler.

HE’S HUNG.))

not sure how i feel about this

….

      “My baby is a banana smuggler.”

vriskca:

fifth—heir:

thisworldismypossession:

vriskca:

kungfucockcrusher:

ps

that meme is dead and overused already stop pls

xoxoxox

water you talking a8out he’s perfect

((OH MY GOD KC

SJDFLKJSDLKFJSKLDJFSDL

SCREAMS

xD))

Okay. Now THIS

IS FUNNY

I declare a new meme

badass greed

[[reblogged it on my personal but fuck it]]

(Source: ask-greed)

ask-greed:

[[GIF better work]]

[[DOES IT WORK NOW]]